Rules That Girls Wish Boys Knew

I was Stumbleling and came across this page that shows 55 rules that guys want us girls to know. Well, guess this can be called pay back or simply inspiration, but here are some rules that we girls want boys to know.

• When we say we want to talk and you are not in the mood, be just a good listener.
• If we as you “Is this girl cuter than me?” the answer is ALWAYS a “no”, even if I’m showing you a picture of Miranda Kerr or Alessandra Dambrosio.
• You have no uterus, ergo, you have no say on PMS, pains, our horrible mood swings, the insane amount of chocolate or ice cream we ingest, or our trips to the bathroom to change our *cough cough* pads or tampons.
• No, we don’t look like Victoria’s Secrets’ bombshells, get over it.
• Scratch the last rule. We do look like them, but without makeup or Photoshop.
• That macho ego? Not a turn on.
• High heels are a pain in the ass (see post above called proud masochists) , and a crazy man invented them to make us suffer. So, the same as the uterus thing, you have no opinion on them!
• Sunday is sports for you, every day of the week there’s come a different show we like, respect it if you want to watch your sports.
• We don’t expect you to be Christian Grey. Don’t expect us to be some random girl in a p.o.r.n movie you watched last week.
• “Nothing” means “keep asking”.
• “Whatever you like” means “do the right thing”. And yes, by right thing we mean “My way”.
• If we ask you to come shopping with us is either because we will wear it for you or because of you.
• Do you recall a phrase called “Leave it as you found it?” This applies to toilet’s  seats!
• No, I don’t have too many shoes or clothes. Yes, you can take me to the mall immediately to buy more.
• We are not asking you to realize every time I waxed my eyebrows (which burns like hell, thank you very much for asking), but I do ask for a compliment after being 4 hours in the Beauty Salon doing my hair for your sister’s wedding!
• When we ask what are you thinking, we mean it. Even if we don’t care about “how cool it was to be in the front row of a fight that you could almost taste the blood”. We can pretend to listen too, you know?
• Don’t play with your balls in front of us, it’s disrespectful. Specially in public places
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This is the link where my inspiration came from http://showcase.netins.net/web/tash/rules/rules.html

Neshikot Chamot Everyone!

Girls' Code

Yes, we hear it every time. It’s the thing every girl lives by, yet, there is not such thing as the “Printed Edition of the Girls’ Code”. But don’t panic! Here are some of my must-be-in-this-book statements:

• Chicks before dicks
• If someone else has the same outfit at the same time you do, avoid her at all cost, and hate her immediately. If she has an outfit that you own, but you have it at home, compliment it and say you have the same one with a smile on your face
• Friend’s ex? Ask before
• Cookie dough and Nutella are the best things you can bring to your friend’s house If she is feeling down. Some chick flicks too.
• Your friend’s boyfriend is the cutest when they are together, the jerkiest if they broke up.
• It doesn’t matter how many times you have seen it, Mean Girls is always good.
• A wake up call at 3:00 A.M saying “I’m sad”, means you are officially awake and willing to listen.

Neshikot Chamot everyone!